Advice needed for a friend

[BrilloPad]

Mr ms just called. He was happy for 25 years - then he met ms. He feels he ought to get her a present. Cannot decide between a first book of cooking and a new fire extinguisher for the kitchen after the last incident.

It has to be cheap. Any suggestions I can pass on?

[FatLazyContractor]

Mr ms just called. He was happy for 25 years - then he met ms. He feels he ought to get her a present. Cannot decide between a first book of cooking and a new fire extinguisher for the kitchen after the last incident.

It has to be cheap. Any suggestions I can pass on?

Cheap and best? Pearl Necklace.

I'm sure MF would agree.

[mudskipper]

Tell him not to bother - why break the habit of a lifetime (well 23 years - he remembered the first year)?

[DaveB]

Tell him not to bother - why break the habit of a lifetime (well 23 years - he remembered the first year)?

Married 2 and MrsB has a flawless track record so far. She forgot both of them.

[MarillionFan]

Cheap and best? Pearl Necklace.

I'm sure MF would agree.

Not with my little fellas. Strong jawline, muscular, intellectual, entrepreneur incredible genetics. Clinics pay a fortune for mine. Brillo on the other hand, scraped from the bottom of the sink, probably more apt.

[BrilloPad]

Not with my little fellas. Strong jawline, muscular, intellectual, entrepreneur incredible genetics. Clinics pay a fortune for mine. Brillo on the other hand, scraped from the bottom of the sink, probably more apt.

You missed the inability to stop eating.

[BrilloPad]

Tell him not to bother - why break the habit of a lifetime (well 23 years - he remembered the first year)?

Hes getting you a present times 23 this year to make up!

[mudskipper]

You missed the inability to stop eating.

Hence the strong, muscular jawline. It's all that mastication.

[DaveB]

Hence the strong, muscular jawline. It's all that mastication.

Well it's something to do with what he puts in his mouth...

[mudskipper]

Well it's something to do with what he puts in his mouth...

His foot? I don't think he's that agile.