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If its not Mr MS's and clearly its not Mrs MS's I think he may have bigger problems to contend with....
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His foot? I don't think he's that agile.Originally posted by DaveB View PostWell it's something to do with what he puts in his mouth...
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Hence the strong, muscular jawline. It's all that mastication.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou missed the inability to stop eating.
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You missed the inability to stop eating.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNot with my little fellas. Strong jawline, muscular, intellectual, entrepreneur incredible genetics. Clinics pay a fortune for mine. Brillo on the other hand, scraped from the bottom of the sink, probably more apt.
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Not with my little fellas. Strong jawline, muscular, intellectual, entrepreneur incredible genetics. Clinics pay a fortune for mine. Brillo on the other hand, scraped from the bottom of the sink, probably more apt.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostCheap and best? Pearl Necklace.
I'm sure MF would agree.
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Tell him not to bother - why break the habit of a lifetime (well 23 years - he remembered the first year)?
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Cheap and best? Pearl Necklace.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMr ms just called. He was happy for 25 years - then he met ms. He feels he ought to get her a present. Cannot decide between a first book of cooking and a new fire extinguisher for the kitchen after the last incident.
It has to be cheap. Any suggestions I can pass on?
I'm sure MF would agree.
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Advice needed for a friend
Mr ms just called. He was happy for 25 years - then he met ms. He feels he ought to get her a present. Cannot decide between a first book of cooking and a new fire extinguisher for the kitchen after the last incident.
It has to be cheap. Any suggestions I can pass on?Tags: None
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