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Previously on "Advice needed for a friend"

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    I didn't say it belonged to him.
    If its not Mr MS's and clearly its not Mrs MS's I think he may have bigger problems to contend with....

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    His foot? I don't think he's that agile.
    I didn't say it belonged to him.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Well it's something to do with what he puts in his mouth...
    His foot? I don't think he's that agile.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Hence the strong, muscular jawline. It's all that mastication.
    Well it's something to do with what he puts in his mouth...

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You missed the inability to stop eating.
    Hence the strong, muscular jawline. It's all that mastication.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Tell him not to bother - why break the habit of a lifetime (well 23 years - he remembered the first year)?
    Hes getting you a present times 23 this year to make up!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Not with my little fellas. Strong jawline, muscular, intellectual, entrepreneur incredible genetics. Clinics pay a fortune for mine. Brillo on the other hand, scraped from the bottom of the sink, probably more apt.
    You missed the inability to stop eating.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Cheap and best? Pearl Necklace.

    I'm sure MF would agree.
    Not with my little fellas. Strong jawline, muscular, intellectual, entrepreneur incredible genetics. Clinics pay a fortune for mine. Brillo on the other hand, scraped from the bottom of the sink, probably more apt.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Tell him not to bother - why break the habit of a lifetime (well 23 years - he remembered the first year)?
    Married 2 and MrsB has a flawless track record so far. She forgot both of them.

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  • mudskipper
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    Tell him not to bother - why break the habit of a lifetime (well 23 years - he remembered the first year)?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mr ms just called. He was happy for 25 years - then he met ms. He feels he ought to get her a present. Cannot decide between a first book of cooking and a new fire extinguisher for the kitchen after the last incident.

    It has to be cheap. Any suggestions I can pass on?
    Cheap and best? Pearl Necklace.

    I'm sure MF would agree.

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Advice needed for a friend

    Advice needed for a friend

    Mr ms just called. He was happy for 25 years - then he met ms. He feels he ought to get her a present. Cannot decide between a first book of cooking and a new fire extinguisher for the kitchen after the last incident.

    It has to be cheap. Any suggestions I can pass on?

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