I'm calling it - happy short skirt and heels day !!

[vetran]

Hate to brag but hey, when I get home most eve's my misses is waiting for me dressed like this even more so now she want's a sprog, she has some very nice pairs of heels and some very nice / short (short) skirts, I can decide what she wears if I so choose, oh and forgot to mention she goes to the gym 4 x a week, is under 30 (just) and isn't too bad to look at ... life good at mo but could do without the kids coming along...

its when the missus dresses like that before she wants kids and after she has them you know you have still got it.

[ZARDOZ]

Pretty girl in summer dress is most depressing sight imaginable

[SimonMac]

Hate to brag but hey, when I get home most eve's my misses is waiting for me dressed like this even more so now she want's a sprog, she has some very nice pairs of heels and some very nice / short (short) skirts, I can decide what she wears if I so choose, oh and forgot to mention she goes to the gym 4 x a week, is under 30 (just) and isn't too bad to look at ... life good at mo but could do without the kids coming along...

Hate to break it to you, but that's for her afternoon romp with the hired help not you.

Did you ever wonder why you had a gardener but no garden?

[MarillionFan]

Hate to break it to you, but that's for her afternoon romp with the hired help not you.

Did you ever wonder why you had a gardener but no garden?

After the sprog comes along, they all let themselves go and start to look like Suity. Sorry to spoil it for you.

[SimonMac]

After the sprog comes along, they all let themselves go and start to look like Suity. Sorry to spoil it for you.

See now there is the engima, SY02 is still quite tidy from what I can tell and she's had more kids than Mother Hubbard

[MarillionFan]

See now there is the engima, SY02 is still quite tidy from what I can tell and she's had more kids than Mother Hubbard

She still gets plenty of 'exercise' when Suity is in Germany. That's the secret.

[d000hg]

Sadly i'm in Bradford. The summer Burquas aren't much of a tease tbh, they just go from Black (winter) to very dark grey (summer).

Precisely to avoid the gaze of perves like you

The time of the year when even ugly women look a bit hotter

Some people are better covered up.

[vetran]

After the sprog comes along, they all let themselves go and start to look like Suity. Sorry to spoil it for you.

speak for yourself, Mrs V is still gorgeous and fruity after many kids. I work from home so I'm pretty sure I'm the only one 'exercising her'.

[Batcher]

He is getting 72 goats you cretin!

Oh wait ...

FTFY

[d000hg]

Is "Fruity" a compliment? You're saying she looks like a pear?