I'm calling it - happy short skirt and heels day !!

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MicrosoftBob replied

15 April 2015, 20:04
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It's lush here actually. I'm up the road from you 5x

Rather, it's the bunch of sexist twats on this forum.

I think this sums it up

https://youtu.be/W3Qn1uHlRIY
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SpontaneousOrder replied

15 April 2015, 17:50
Originally posted by MyUserName View Post

At a wedding

Keeping in shape

banked.
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SpontaneousOrder replied

15 April 2015, 17:50
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Only the REALLY radical Muslims make their women go inside barbecues.

It;s the sunshine we're having. I thought he was talking about black and dark grey skies ruining barbecues in bradford (or wherever it was) - assuming it was just grim up north
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FiveTimes replied

15 April 2015, 11:50
I've just been into town and there were some impressive sights
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Sausage Surprise replied

15 April 2015, 10:59
Originally posted by Pherlopolus View Post

You mean it's Titty Tuesday already?

I thought it was called Tit Monday
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MyUserName replied

15 April 2015, 10:46
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Bragging rights granted, now what does she see in a fugly chap like you

I switched her prescription glasses for flat lens ones
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lilelvis2000 replied

15 April 2015, 10:29
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

The day of the year, when girls put on those heels and sexy skirts/dresses and put their winter wardrobe away for 4 months.

Get your cakes out

Not in this rainy misery up here.
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vetran replied

15 April 2015, 10:23
Originally posted by MyUserName View Post

At a wedding

Keeping in shape

Bragging rights granted, now what does she see in a fugly chap like you
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MyUserName replied

15 April 2015, 09:59
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

At a wedding

Keeping in shape
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MaryPoppins replied

15 April 2015, 07:29
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Not any more, I left that place in December.

I know, I read somewhere in one of your posts that you were Birmingham based now.
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FiveTimes replied

15 April 2015, 07:27
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It's lush here actually. I'm up the road from you 5x

Rather, it's the bunch of sexist twats on this forum.

Not any more, I left that place in December.
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d000hg replied

15 April 2015, 07:19
Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post

D'oh. until I read that I had read 'burquas' as 'barbecues', and was confused.

Only the REALLY radical Muslims make their women go inside barbecues.
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MaryPoppins replied

15 April 2015, 07:12
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Men out of shorts?

Only if he's got a tidy garage.
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SpontaneousOrder replied

14 April 2015, 19:00
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Precisely to avoid the gaze of perves like you

D'oh. until I read that I had read 'burquas' as 'barbecues', and was confused.
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 April 2015, 18:54
Originally posted by MyUserName View Post

Hey, I just came in here to boast about my wife!!!!
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