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I'm calling it - happy short skirt and heels day !!

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    #11
    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Sadly i'm in Bradford. The summer Burquas aren't much of a tease tbh, they just go from Black (winter) to very dark grey (summer).
    Have you shouted "Get your nose out for the lads !" yet ??
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #12
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      Have you shouted "Get your nose out for the lads !" yet ??
      I don't dare. They go round in groups. And I remember that stoning scene in Life of Brian.

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        #13
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        Sadly i'm in Bradford. The summer Burquas aren't much of a tease tbh, they just go from Black (winter) to very dark grey (summer).
        Are you contracting for the mosque on Leeds old road?

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          #14
          Discussing formatted I/O issues in the Fortran 77 application:

          She: The OPEN statement needs adjusting
          He: I'll show you an OPEN statement

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            #15
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Are you contracting for the mosque on Leeds old road?
            Yep. The contract Immam role is my niche. It's great, except you can't go to the pub on a friday lunchtime

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              #16
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Yep. The contract Immam role is my niche. It's great, except you can't go to the pub on a friday lunchtime
              You not missing the bacon rolls as well ???
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #17
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                You not missing the bacon rolls as well ???
                He is getting 72 virgins you cretin!

                Oh wait ...

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                  #18
                  Ditto on day 1 of skirt and heels for this year.

                  Day 2 of skirt and heels will be thursday when I neg a rate rise....

                  whatever it takes

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                    #19
                    Hate to brag but hey, when I get home most eve's my misses is waiting for me dressed like this even more so now she want's a sprog, she has some very nice pairs of heels and some very nice / short (short) skirts, I can decide what she wears if I so choose, oh and forgot to mention she goes to the gym 4 x a week, is under 30 (just) and isn't too bad to look at ... life good at mo but could do without the kids coming along...
                    I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                      Ditto on day 1 of skirt and heels for this year.

                      Day 2 of skirt and heels will be thursday when I neg a rate rise....

                      whatever it takes

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