Spam received "HMRC Masterstroke"

[DaveB]

WTF is TPD?

It's a CUK Institution.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...se-delete.html

Or just skip to the latest posts.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ete-26941.html

Although you could argue that CUK is an Institution in it's own right. It certainly has plenty of Inmates.

[flamel]

It's a CUK Institution.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...se-delete.html

Or just skip to the latest posts.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ete-26941.html

Although you could argue that CUK is an Institution in it's own right. It certainly has plenty of Inmates.

Thanks - I need something to do now I've got no work, in between all the DIY that Mrs F has lined up for me after a 3 year assignment.
I'm "Barry White" at DIY.

[NotAllThere]

Moved to general as it's turned into a general discussion.

[Troll]

Oh good - normally I only come to CUK for abuse or to be ignored so this will work well

Is this a suity or BP sockie?

[Platypus]

As soon as it said 'this is brilliant' I moved on. The wording of these things often give them away.

^^ FAIL !

No mention of using search at all. Or asking your accountant. I'm deeply disappointed.

[northernladuk]

^^ FAIL !

No mention of using search at all. Or asking your accountant. I'm deeply disappointed.

I'm deeply ashamed.. Sorry.. <sniff>

[flamel]

Is this a suity or BP sockie?

Definitely not - I am me.

[Goatfell]

Just had a similar bunch of jokers contact me through CV-Library (Note to self: check 3rd party settings) only offering 90% though, poor effort I thought, there's a few out there offering 95%.

Our limited company plan will greatly increase your net returns as an alternative to corporation tax and dividend tax.

If you've decided that setting yourself up as a limited company is the best option for you, we will be able to help structure the profits to be more efficient than paying yourself a combination of salary and dividends. Don't worry, we'll support you every step of the way!

...and every sign up qualifies for a special introductory offer on our magic beans

[SlipTheJab]

Just had a similar bunch of jokers contact me through CV-Library (Note to self: check 3rd party settings) only offering 90% though, poor effort I thought, there's a few out there offering 95%.





...and every sign up qualifies for a special introductory offer on our magic beans

Seriously who falls for this tulip anymore, surely these snake oil salesmen should be dead in the water by now what with all that HMRC are up to w.r.t the EBT stuff etc.

[flamel]

Seriously who falls for this tulip anymore, surely these snake oil salesmen should be dead in the water by now what with all that HMRC are up to w.r.t the EBT stuff etc.

There's a lot of contractors (who have never visited CUK) who still use these tulip schemes.
I obviously wouldn't touch their scheme with several barge poles tied together (being in HMRC's crosshairs as I speak) but was wondering about the blurb about agents, IR35, disguised self employment etc
My own advisor tells me that I won't be caught by IR35 but sometimes I get work through an agent.
Is this going to mean the end of getting work through an agent?