How well do you know Gert Lush?

[SimonMac]

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian. "Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? ****en gert lush wunnet?

How Bristolian are you???

[FatLazyContractor]

57%

I had only been there once in me life and it was a waste of 2 days

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, you're 57% Bristolian...

57%
You were probably born in Bristol but took the opportunity to escape to uni and not return. You occasionally miss the place and have a little tear in your eye as you reminisce about Devon Savouries and getting mugged at knife point in the Galleries.

[DaveB]

27% I went past it a few times.

Thank you for taking the test. I hope you got the score you wanted. Remember, not everyone wants to be a Bristolian, but no-one wants to be French.. Laters...

[vetran]

29%

I have driven through it. Think I stopped for 4 hours once.

[malvolio]

59% but I've only lived here for 36 years...

There's a rather swish horsebox around here, belonging to a shire horse centre. Rather than a rather tame "Horses" sign on the back, the tailgate is filled with three words "Gert Big Hoss".

[rich2476]

Proper Job

Well, you're 74% Bristolian...

You're a true Bristolian but still young. The old terminology is still seeping in. In a few years you'll be cursing continuously and and breaking stuff you don't understand. Yay!

[Avalonia]

83%