British Airways flight diverted after 'smelly poo' left in toilet - Mirror Online
Impressive! Who was it?
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Not guilty. Although I shall stop the Sunday night curries just in case I accidentally abort a flight on Mondays.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
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It can't be Suity. He normally takes an enema before a flight so that he can fit himself into a suitcase. So full of tulip, the man is!
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Hmm, wonder if I can get KLM to change out flights for Grub Club. Being on the same plane as SimonMac might not be such a good idea."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I flew flyglobespan once to Rome, when they switched on the air con 10 minutes before take off there was the most overwhelming stink of tulipe, like Bernard Manning just farted in your face strength. There must have been some dodgy connection between the air con ducts and the crap tanks.
7 days later the return flight was the same, presumably the same plane and nobody had bothered fixing the fault.
I think they got banned from transatlantic flights in the end due to their planes having such a poor maintenance record then the company got liquidated.Comment
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Sounds like they're missing a trick
The number 2: Britain's first 'poo bus' runs on your toilet waste - Mirror OnlineComment
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not to be outdone Jet Airways
much pee pee plenty cheapness
Jet Airways cabin flooded by 'foul urine-like' liquid on flight from Delhi to London | Daily Mail Online
Onboard the 'flight from hell': Grim pictures show cabin flooded by 'foul urine-like' liquid after bathrooms overflowed forcing Jet Airways plane to abandon flight from Delhi to London
Passengers, including infant children, endured the pungent smell for hours
Amrita Jaurre snapped photos as water flowed into the aisles and rows
Cabin crew tried to contain the mess by piling newspapers on the floor
Passengers used articles of clothing to try to mask the foul odour
Ms Jaurre, 27, said she suffered a headache and became nauseousAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There was a program on last year about BA following different members of staff.Originally posted by vetran View Post
The cleaners stated they didn't like cleaning planes that had just come from India...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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'cos they won't sit on the seats, there's got to be a market for videos about this, I'd be fascinated to see how they do it.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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