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Previously on "I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you."

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Sounds like a Uni I worked at where every week there was rivers of urine flowing down the stairs from the loo, broken loo seats, and even broken sinks where students tried to clamber onto the sinks to wash their feet
    or any train out of London late on Friday night.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Sounds like a Uni I worked at where every week there was rivers of urine flowing down the stairs from the loo, broken loo seats, and even broken sinks where students tried to clamber onto the sinks to wash their feet

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    I wish I hadn't clicked that link, there are quite a few bobs at Client Co and I've now got visions I don't like.
    Well you did ask for a video.

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by alluvial View Post
    I wish I hadn't clicked that link, there are quite a few bobs at Client Co and I've now got visions I don't like.

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    'cos they won't sit on the seats, there's got to be a market for videos about this, I'd be fascinated to see how they do it.
    How to use an Indian toilet.

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    There was a program on last year about BA following different members of staff.

    The cleaners stated they didn't like cleaning planes that had just come from India....
    'cos they won't sit on the seats, there's got to be a market for videos about this, I'd be fascinated to see how they do it.

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  • SueEllen
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    There was a program on last year about BA following different members of staff.

    The cleaners stated they didn't like cleaning planes that had just come from India....

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  • vetran
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    not to be outdone Jet Airways

    much pee pee plenty cheapness


    Jet Airways cabin flooded by 'foul urine-like' liquid on flight from Delhi to London | Daily Mail Online


    Onboard the 'flight from hell': Grim pictures show cabin flooded by 'foul urine-like' liquid after bathrooms overflowed forcing Jet Airways plane to abandon flight from Delhi to London
    Passengers, including infant children, endured the pungent smell for hours
    Amrita Jaurre snapped photos as water flowed into the aisles and rows
    Cabin crew tried to contain the mess by piling newspapers on the floor
    Passengers used articles of clothing to try to mask the foul odour
    Ms Jaurre, 27, said she suffered a headache and became nauseous

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  • mudskipper
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    Sounds like they're missing a trick

    The number 2: Britain's first 'poo bus' runs on your toilet waste - Mirror Online

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  • barrydidit
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    Sometimes you know exactly what you're gonna get

    http://www.tulipcityair.com/

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  • minestrone
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    I flew flyglobespan once to Rome, when they switched on the air con 10 minutes before take off there was the most overwhelming stink of tulipe, like Bernard Manning just farted in your face strength. There must have been some dodgy connection between the air con ducts and the crap tanks.

    7 days later the return flight was the same, presumably the same plane and nobody had bothered fixing the fault.

    I think they got banned from transatlantic flights in the end due to their planes having such a poor maintenance record then the company got liquidated.

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  • DaveB
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    Hmm, wonder if I can get KLM to change out flights for Grub Club. Being on the same plane as SimonMac might not be such a good idea.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    It can't be Suity. He normally takes an enema before a flight so that he can fit himself into a suitcase. So full of tulip, the man is!

    HTH

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  • suityou01
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    Not guilty. Although I shall stop the Sunday night curries just in case I accidentally abort a flight on Mondays.

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  • mudskipper
    started a topic I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you.

    I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you.

    British Airways flight diverted after 'smelly poo' left in toilet - Mirror Online

    Originally posted by mirror
    A British Airways flight was forced to return to England because of a 'smelly poo' left in a toilet.
    Impressive! Who was it?

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