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Whinging dear wife
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat use is all that money if none of you are happy?
Seriously, though, I don't think anybody in a relationship likes working away or having their partner working away but sometimes the financial security is worth it - but it only works if the partner is on board. You can't buy love.
(Though you can buy a good time, that may suffice)Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat use is all that money if none of you are happy?Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostOld news. From 2004
It did need some cleaning after MF used it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by mankyspanky View Post...
Remember that joke about the book just been released about understanding women and theres a pic of a massive book?
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What you've failed to understand is that this book is just volume 1 out of 20... of the index.
btw - your wife married you, so you already know she has no sense.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostRead my sigComment
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Originally posted by mankyspanky View PostDoes my chunk in sometimes. Constantly giving me a hard time if I'm stuck in the office....
SNIP
Its not difficult to work out surely - lots of money earned = need to put in a bit of effort and not sit on your arse at home all day.
/RantOver
May have looked great at the time but now are you gonna regret thinking that vacuous naïve stupidity was charming and cute...
If you work less hours and earn less she will leave you and go and ***** someone richer
If you continue to work long hours she will spend your money, **** someone else and then clean you out when you finally get rid of her.
Not sure how deep you are in but get out NOW.Comment
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Originally posted by vwdan View PostWell, at least she can afford a hotel to have the inevitable affair.
If he's really lucky, they'll do it on his side of the bed, too.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostShe doesn't need a hotel - he's out all day and the marital bed might as well see some action.
If he's really lucky, they'll do it on his side of the bed, too.Comment
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