Someone stole my bollocks!

[BolshieBastard]

Not me personally, like.

Married TV actor wakes up to find his testicles have been STOLEN after he is drugged in Russian bar by attractive blonde working for organ traffickers

Dmitry Nikolaev was approached by a young woman in a bar in Moscow
The 30-year-old enjoyed a drink and a sauna with her before he blacked out
Woke the next morning in a bus stop in acute pain and covered in blood
Rushed to hospital where he was told that his testicles had been removed
Police believe he was spiked and procedure was carried out in a 'skillfully'
They fear that his testicles were removed by a gang selling organs on the black market


Read more: Russian man has testicles STOLEN after he's drugged by woman working for organ traffickers | Daily Mail Online
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[EternalOptimist]

Moscow police are looking for the surgeon who they have named as 'Ivor Bollockoff'
and his Serbian 'Mr Big - Slobberdown Mecockyoubitch'

[vetran]

we need a big sign

KUATB

[SpontaneousOrder]

That's nuts.

[SpontaneousOrder]

we need a big sign

KUATB

What does kutab stand for?

[BolshieBastard]

we need a big sign

KUATB

Well if that thread had a relevant title I wouldnt have had to post this one WOULD I?

[vetran]

Well if that thread had a relevant title I wouldnt have had to post this one WOULD I?

you are supposed to hang on my every word and digest every morsel of my wisdom. I am the great teacher!

It was very relevant Brillo had been complaining this morning his ex wives had custody of his love spuds, then I saw this story.

[vetran]

What does kutab stand for?

Keep it Up for The Amateur Bride ? is that for Platty?

KUATB = Keep Up At The Back.

[NotAllThere]

Seems suspiciously like snopes.com: Kidney Theft

[BolshieBastard]

you are supposed to hang on my every word and digest every morsel of my wisdom. I am the great teacher!

It was very relevant Brillo had been complaining this morning his ex wives had custody of his love spuds, then I saw this story.

Not a chance