Someone stole my bollocks!

[SpontaneousOrder]

Keep it Up for The Amateur Bride ? is that for Platty?

KUATB = Keep Up At The Back.

And the order of the letters is negotiable?

*edit* oh... i've been wondering abut this for a 18 months and have been reading it KUTAB all of this time. I fint that worrying.

[psychocandy]

Seems suspiciously like snopes.com: Kidney Theft

Kidneys or nads - which would you rather do without?

[OwlHoot]

It wasn't reported, but apparently the woman was a co-worker of the guy, and had proposed marriage to him.

But after delaying and prevaricating, he emailed her to decline the offer. ..

[Goatfell]

Kidneys or nads - which would you rather do without?

Definitely kidneys.

I've had enough kids but I haven't had enough booze

[MarillionFan]

Some of the comments were great.

"Jose Aldo, Dover, United Kingdom, 21 hours ago
At Least it was not his manhood His manhood is more Important. It will function he still will have children So no story for me "

Brillopad, London, United Kingdom, 20 hours ago
"He can't be married. Married men have their testicles removed by their vile overweight wives on their wedding day"

[psychocandy]

Some of the comments were great.

"Jose Aldo, Dover, United Kingdom, 21 hours ago
At Least it was not his manhood His manhood is more Important. It will function he still will have children So no story for me "

Brillopad, London, United Kingdom, 20 hours ago
"He can't be married. Married men have their testicles removed by their vile overweight wives on their wedding day"

Jose seems a bit dull. Does he think your nuts are there for decoration re: his comment about kids.

Would be a good story if someone fathered kids when they had no bollacks. MAgic.

[GlenW]

Jose seems a bit dull. Does he think your nuts are there for decoration re: his comment about kids.

Would be a good story if someone fathered kids when they had no bollacks. MAgic.

Never mind having children without bollocks, the Virgin Mary managed it without a bloke! Apparently.

[EternalOptimist]

true story -
when I was in the army, I was posted to a new unit and was told about one of the guys who an extra goolie. A polyorchid

his party trick was to get them out in the NAAFi and wave them about a bit, to impress the new blokes.

So, first night in the bar, swigs down the compulsory yard of ale and he comes up to me 'you know what. between us we have five bollocks'
'why ? have you only got one ?'

[BrilloPad]

Definitely kidneys.

I've had enough kids but I haven't had enough booze

<pedant alert>

Kidneys are unaffected by booze. That is the job of the liver.

[BrilloPad]

true story -
when I was in the army, I was posted to a new unit and was told about one of the guys who an extra goolie. A polyorchid

his party trick was to get them out in the NAAFi and wave them about a bit, to impress the new blokes.

So, first night in the bar, swigs down the compulsory yard of ale and he comes up to me 'you know what. between us we have five bollocks'
'why ? have you only got one ?'

Was it the German army and was he Hitler?