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Previously on "Someone stole my bollocks!"

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  • OwlHoot
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    Seriously, the organ trafficking angle must be, er, bollox because what possible use would transplanted testicles be, in the very unlikely event they would even take, because even if the donee's fertility was restored as a result they would be siring someone else's kids

    And the idea of having a testicle transplant solely to restore testosterone levels or cosmetic appearance is ludicrous when you could far more easily have silicone ones and slap a testosterone patch somewhere.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    true story -
    when I was in the army, I was posted to a new unit and was told about one of the guys who an extra goolie. A polyorchid

    his party trick was to get them out in the NAAFi and wave them about a bit, to impress the new blokes.

    So, first night in the bar, swigs down the compulsory yard of ale and he comes up to me 'you know what. between us we have five bollocks'
    'why ? have you only got one ?'
    Was it the German army and was he Hitler?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Goatfell View Post
    Definitely kidneys.

    I've had enough kids but I haven't had enough booze
    <pedant alert>

    Kidneys are unaffected by booze. That is the job of the liver.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    true story -
    when I was in the army, I was posted to a new unit and was told about one of the guys who an extra goolie. A polyorchid

    his party trick was to get them out in the NAAFi and wave them about a bit, to impress the new blokes.

    So, first night in the bar, swigs down the compulsory yard of ale and he comes up to me 'you know what. between us we have five bollocks'
    'why ? have you only got one ?'

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Jose seems a bit dull. Does he think your nuts are there for decoration re: his comment about kids.

    Would be a good story if someone fathered kids when they had no bollacks. MAgic.
    Never mind having children without bollocks, the Virgin Mary managed it without a bloke! Apparently.

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Some of the comments were great.

    "Jose Aldo, Dover, United Kingdom, 21 hours ago
    At Least it was not his manhood His manhood is more Important. It will function he still will have children So no story for me "

    Brillopad, London, United Kingdom, 20 hours ago
    "He can't be married. Married men have their testicles removed by their vile overweight wives on their wedding day"
    Jose seems a bit dull. Does he think your nuts are there for decoration re: his comment about kids.

    Would be a good story if someone fathered kids when they had no bollacks. MAgic.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Some of the comments were great.

    "Jose Aldo, Dover, United Kingdom, 21 hours ago
    At Least it was not his manhood His manhood is more Important. It will function he still will have children So no story for me "

    Brillopad, London, United Kingdom, 20 hours ago
    "He can't be married. Married men have their testicles removed by their vile overweight wives on their wedding day"

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  • Goatfell
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Kidneys or nads - which would you rather do without?
    Definitely kidneys.

    I've had enough kids but I haven't had enough booze

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  • OwlHoot
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    It wasn't reported, but apparently the woman was a co-worker of the guy, and had proposed marriage to him.

    But after delaying and prevaricating, he emailed her to decline the offer. ..

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Seems suspiciously like snopes.com: Kidney Theft
    Kidneys or nads - which would you rather do without?

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  • SpontaneousOrder
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Keep it Up for The Amateur Bride ? is that for Platty?

    KUATB = Keep Up At The Back.
    And the order of the letters is negotiable?

    *edit* oh... i've been wondering abut this for a 18 months and have been reading it KUTAB all of this time. I fint that worrying.

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    you are supposed to hang on my every word and digest every morsel of my wisdom. I am the great teacher!

    It was very relevant Brillo had been complaining this morning his ex wives had custody of his love spuds, then I saw this story.
    Not a chance

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  • NotAllThere
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    Seems suspiciously like snopes.com: Kidney Theft

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
    What does kutab stand for?
    Keep it Up for The Amateur Bride ? is that for Platty?

    KUATB = Keep Up At The Back.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    Well if that thread had a relevant title I wouldnt have had to post this one WOULD I?
    you are supposed to hang on my every word and digest every morsel of my wisdom. I am the great teacher!

    It was very relevant Brillo had been complaining this morning his ex wives had custody of his love spuds, then I saw this story.

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