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    #11
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    WTF were you scoffing some monster kebab after 3am on a school night?
    Simple. I am not in Germany this week. I was having a catchup wiv me mate.

    He didn't go to work today.

    I did
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
      I guess you broke the first rule of kebabs, never ask for a kebab
      FTFY.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Wasn't it suity who used to have a naga kebab as an av ?

          I liked that more than a little bit overly much
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
            Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.
            I was actually in their rat infested hovel.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              A little over 12 hours ago I had a Sammy's special kebab.

              Now I feel

              Related?

              Really do not feel well.
              Why don't you write them a review on Just eat, take a paracetamol, STFU and stuff your face in the toilet bowl?

              HTH

              PS - Remember not to flush before you put your face in.

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Simple. I am not in Germany this week. I was having a catchup wiv me mate.

                He didn't go to work today.

                I did
                How?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  How?
                  Think about it .....
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
                    Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.
                    Said punters then leave terrible reviews though - and takeaways rely on repeat business surely, especially ones with low footfall (no drunk people walking past)?

                    Fair point about ordering from a place you've never seen though, although often places that do good food are pretty rough and ready - one of our favourites operates from an industrial estate unit.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      Wasn't it suity who used to have a naga kebab as an av ?

                      I liked that more than a little bit overly much
                      The one with the egg? Yeah, I remember that too.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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