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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AMH View Post
    schoolboy error for me
    midweek vindaloo yesterday.
    going to be a lot waddling around today.
    Don't let the bottom fall out of your world.
    Have a curry.
    Let the world fall out of your bottom.

    HTH

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  • AMH
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    schoolboy error for me
    midweek vindaloo yesterday.
    going to be a lot waddling around today.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    A little over 12 hours ago I had a Sammy's special kebab.

    Now I feel

    Related?

    Really do not feel well.
    I thought contractors had swans wings as a snack?

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  • darmstadt
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    Be aware: Late-Night Snacking Can Make You Stupider | MUNCHIES

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Wasn't it suity who used to have a naga kebab as an av ?

    I liked that more than a little bit overly much
    The one with the egg? Yeah, I remember that too.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.
    Said punters then leave terrible reviews though - and takeaways rely on repeat business surely, especially ones with low footfall (no drunk people walking past)?

    Fair point about ordering from a place you've never seen though, although often places that do good food are pretty rough and ready - one of our favourites operates from an industrial estate unit.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    How?
    Think about it .....

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Simple. I am not in Germany this week. I was having a catchup wiv me mate.

    He didn't go to work today.

    I did
    How?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    A little over 12 hours ago I had a Sammy's special kebab.

    Now I feel

    Related?

    Really do not feel well.
    Why don't you write them a review on Just eat, take a paracetamol, STFU and stuff your face in the toilet bowl?

    HTH

    PS - Remember not to flush before you put your face in.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.
    I was actually in their rat infested hovel.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Wasn't it suity who used to have a naga kebab as an av ?

    I liked that more than a little bit overly much

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    I guess you broke the first rule of kebabs, never ask for a kebab
    FTFY.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    WTF were you scoffing some monster kebab after 3am on a school night?
    Simple. I am not in Germany this week. I was having a catchup wiv me mate.

    He didn't go to work today.

    I did

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    I guess you broke the first rule of kebabs, never ask for the 'special sauce'

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