Uh oh

[suityou01]

WTF were you scoffing some monster kebab after 3am on a school night?

Simple. I am not in Germany this week. I was having a catchup wiv me mate.

He didn't go to work today.

I did

[d000hg]

I guess you broke the first rule of kebabs, never ask for a kebab

FTFY.

[BoredBloke]

Nein

Big Sammys - Pizza Kebab Burger House Takeaway Menu in Luton - Order From JUST EAT

Chef's Special Kebab.

Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.

[EternalOptimist]

Wasn't it suity who used to have a naga kebab as an av ?

I liked that more than a little bit overly much

[suityou01]

Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.

I was actually in their rat infested hovel.

[FatLazyContractor]

A little over 12 hours ago I had a Sammy's special kebab.

Now I feel

Related?

Really do not feel well.

Why don't you write them a review on Just eat, take a paracetamol, STFU and stuff your face in the toilet bowl?

HTH

PS - Remember not to flush before you put your face in.

[FatLazyContractor]

Simple. I am not in Germany this week. I was having a catchup wiv me mate.

He didn't go to work today.

I did

How?

[suityou01]

How?

Think about it .....

[d000hg]

Ahh just eat.....the godsend for dodgy takeaways everywhere. A few fake ratings and up this list you go and all the punters start placing orders which are duely despatched from their rat infested and grimy back street hovel.

Said punters then leave terrible reviews though - and takeaways rely on repeat business surely, especially ones with low footfall (no drunk people walking past)?

Fair point about ordering from a place you've never seen though, although often places that do good food are pretty rough and ready - one of our favourites operates from an industrial estate unit.

[d000hg]

Wasn't it suity who used to have a naga kebab as an av ?

I liked that more than a little bit overly much

The one with the egg? Yeah, I remember that too.