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Fool and his money ...
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One of the local shops had a big poster "Valentine's Day Gifts Under £5" - I'm not sure that's a great piece of marketing really.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Probably a pack of condoms?Originally posted by d000hg View PostOne of the local shops had a big poster "Valentine's Day Gifts Under £5" - I'm not sure that's a great piece of marketing really.Comment
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It's a CAMRA event. If they don't get their pork scratchings they get really grumpy.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThe background image at the top of that page looks like a long line of riot cops, each with a post-IT note stuck to their visor.
Seems like the organisers are expecting trouble
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Same here.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostI brought the requisite overpriced card but our celebrations will be a nice dinner at home, good sex with BGG & a weekend of games.
Well, dinner at home that is. Not sex with BGG
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Mr N and I never bother with it thankfully.Comment
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Valentine's day or belly bumping?Originally posted by norrahe View PostMr N and I never bother with it thankfully.I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Well given he's been seriously ill with back problems for the last few months, the latter is still out of the question.Originally posted by GlenW View PostValentine's day or belly bumping?
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So you going blind then??Originally posted by norrahe View PostWell given he's been seriously ill with back problems for the last few months, the latter is still out of the question.
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We're booked into a fancy Indian restaurant - yummy! No card from me, but she'll get an over priced flower delivery tomorrowComment
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Decided to treat the wife this year.....

Seems like the right thing to do as she always complains when I 'splash out' on her....When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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