Rant Alert: Contractor Prima Donna’s

[barrydidit]

Prima Donnas

[Halo Jones]

Halo isn't and never has been a contractor. She's a Chartered Surveyor for **** sake

Aww you remembered

And can make some outrageously good stuff out of leather as well!

Why thank you

She owns a B&B in Cullingworth as well I believe.

Erm..no - nobody could afford my rates

Prima Donnas

Noted

PS: what does YANCOTBAC mean?

[northernladuk]

You are not cut out to be a contractor.

[GlenW]

You are not cut out to be a contractor.

She isn't a contractor.

[woohoo]

Aww you remembered



Why thank you



Erm..no - nobody could afford my rates



Noted

PS: what does YANCOTBAC mean?

Did not know you where a Surveyor. I'm not entirely sure what a Surveyor does but, out of interest, if a friend of mine knocked a wall down and put in an RSJ without telling the council. What could happen to my friend if the council found out?

[Halo Jones]

You are not cut out to be a contractor.

She isn't a contractor.

You are both correct & thanks NLUK

[barrydidit]

You are not cut out to be a contractor.

She isn't a contractor.

[barrydidit]

Did not know you where a Surveyor. I'm not entirely sure what a Surveyor does but, out of interest, if a friend of mine knocked a wall down and put in an RSJ without telling the council. What could happen to my friend if the council found out?

What sort of council?

Green council - he will have to tear down the house, grow grass on the site and make a wattle and daub house from the resultant straw and his tulip.

Tory council - slip them a few quid in donations and it'll all be forgotten about

Labour council - his house will be subject to the new RSJ tax. It's only fair that those with RSJ's should pay to support those without RSJ's

Lib Dem Council - Select one of the 3 policies listed above at random.

[Halo Jones]

Did not know you where a Surveyor. I'm not entirely sure what a Surveyor does but, out of interest, if a friend of mine knocked a wall down and put in an RSJ without telling the council. What could happen to my friend if the council found out?

I am a Quantity Surveyor not a Building Surveyor, but assuming you are talking about an internal wall the council won't care, Building Control might if they found out but this is unlikely, your mate is safe unless structural damage occurs due to the works, in which case if it's not all properly calculated, designed & installed you have just violated your buildings insurance.

[GlenW]

So you survey quantities? Does that mean you count bricks or measure how long things are?