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#31

28 January 2015, 15:14

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Yes. Cos he's been looking down my top all day.

Sheesh, I wish it was possible to just not look, but some men* just can't help it. Or if irresistible biological urges do force one to peep, not to be noticed. It's a damn inconvenience.

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#32

28 January 2015, 15:19

Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Sheesh, I wish it was possible to just not look, but some men* just can't help it. Or if irresistible biological urges do force one to peep, not to be noticed. It's a damn inconvenience.

Here's a guide for those so afflicted:
10 Legitimate Excuses To Look At Boobs - LoneMind

* Not me o' course.

Now they are scary!

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#33

28 January 2015, 15:36

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Nope. Just shapely blobs of fat with nipples on. Perhaps that's why he's so miserable.

FTFY, I'm sure.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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#34

28 January 2015, 15:37

Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Sheesh, I wish it was possible to just not look, but some men* just can't help it. Or if irresistible biological urges do force one to peep, not to be noticed. It's a damn inconvenience.

Here's a guide for those so afflicted:
10 Legitimate Excuses To Look At Boobs - LoneMind

* Not me o' course.

The best I had was when my missus came with my to a visit to my doctors

As I don't like injections she promised to distract me, an eyeful of b00bies definitely takes your mind off it

Then it was more a case of trying not to be too obvious to the doctor

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#35

28 January 2015, 15:40

Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Sheesh, I wish it was possible to just not look, but some men* just can't help it. Or if irresistible biological urges do force one to peep, not to be noticed. It's a damn inconvenience.

Here's a guide for those so afflicted:
10 Legitimate Excuses To Look At Boobs - LoneMind

* Not me o' course.

It's not just men, I sneak the odd look.

FLC is just not particularly subtle about it.

Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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#36

28 January 2015, 15:41

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It's not just men, I sneak the odd look.

FLC is just not particularly subtle about it.

Sheesh, women, eh ? You should be glad of the attention

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#37

28 January 2015, 16:13

When I worked in France my (English) boss commented that he preferred it to England as "you can look at women's breasts and they just smile".

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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28 January 2015, 16:16

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When I worked in France my (English) boss commented that he preferred it to England as "you can look at women's breasts and they just smile".

What? The breasts smile? Damned clever those Frenchies.

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#39

28 January 2015, 16:24

More of a bum man myself (women only)

- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.
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28 January 2015, 16:26

Originally posted by Jubber View Post

More of a bum man myself (women only)

- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.

How can they not pass front on then back on as they walk away, or are you so scary they won't turn their back on you?

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