That lady contractor sat ... (NSFW)

[FatLazyContractor]

So she's sitting diagonally opposite to you, and you're working from home? She's your mum.

No chance, they are all long gone ! Besides, I am not WFH. That was meant to be a Sarchasm.

Why would you try and get in her knickers with your feet?

My feet are the most that I can manage.

No but think how many female CUKer's you know working in Yorkshire at the moment. Then think of the power their yield....

My balls are still in place. So it cannot be the one you are thinking about.

Will probably know who it is soon. Could be a random lady!

[TestMangler]

No chance, they are all long gone ! Besides, I am not WFH. That was meant to be a Sarchasm.



My feet are the most that I can manage.



My balls are still in place. So it cannot be the one you are thinking about.

Will probably know who it is soon. Could be a random lady!

Is she a red-head ? If so, it could be 'BarryDidIt'.

No hair, just a big red head.

[d000hg]

So she's sitting diagonally opposite to you

Watch out, if she's a bishop you might be in danger.

[MaryPoppins]

I'm now wondering if you're the miserable goon sitting diagonally opposite me today.

[TestMangler]

I'm now wondering if you're the miserable goon sitting diagonally opposite me today.

Now, that would be really good if it turned out to be the case

[MaryPoppins]

Now, that would be really good if it turned out to be the case

Yes. Cos he's been looking down my top all day.

[TestMangler]

Yes. Cos he's been looking down my top all day.

You got something interesting hidden in there then ?

[MaryPoppins]

You got something interesting hidden in there then ?

Nope. Just blobs of fat with nipples on. Perhaps that's why he's so miserable.

[SueEllen]

Yes. Cos he's been looking down my top all day.

Well it's not me.

I don't wear black tops in winter.

[TestMangler]

Nope. Just blobs of fat with nipples on. Perhaps that's why he's so miserable.

Can't be FLC then. He's got them too.