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MicrosoftBob replied

29 January 2015, 10:18
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

You have to learn the art of manliness from AtW.

BTW, was it the doctor's b00bies?

No it was the missus
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original PM replied

29 January 2015, 07:54
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

You unromantic nincompoop

Where are the legs?!

Iiiii laddie but legs apart she's marvellous!
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vetran replied

29 January 2015, 00:18
I like to appreciate women for what they really are and look at the whole person so its

1. Hair
2. Face
3. Tits
4. Flat stomach
5. Child bearing hips or not.
6. Camel toe or lack of it.
7. Legs
8.Shoulders from the back.
9. Bum
10. Biscuits & legs .

see ladies I'm interested in all you have to offer so stop looking at the Bald head, double chin and the paunch then rushing for the sick bag its just rude!
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vetran replied

29 January 2015, 00:11
Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

The best I had was when my missus came with my to a visit to my doctors

As I don't like injections she promised to distract me, an eyeful of b00bies definitely takes your mind off it

Then it was more a case of trying not to be too obvious to the doctor

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norrahe replied

28 January 2015, 20:50
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It's not just men, I sneak the odd look.

FLC is just not particularly subtle about it.

WSS
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FatLazyContractor replied

28 January 2015, 19:43
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Have you no f**king manners, you neandethal ? Tits first, then arse !!!

You unromantic nincompoop

Where are the legs?!
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FatLazyContractor replied

28 January 2015, 19:41
Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

The best I had was when my missus came with my to a visit to my doctors

As I don't like injections she promised to distract me, an eyeful of b00bies definitely takes your mind off it

Then it was more a case of trying not to be too obvious to the doctor

You have to learn the art of manliness from AtW.

BTW, was it the doctor's b00bies?
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FatLazyContractor replied

28 January 2015, 19:39
Mary poppins - My promise to you:

1. I don't play a guitar
2. You can play my organ
3. I will never be tired of it!

HTH
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MicrosoftBob replied

28 January 2015, 16:35
Originally posted by Jubber View Post

More of a bum man myself (women only)

- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.

Arse!
Feck!
Girls!
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GlenW replied

28 January 2015, 16:31
Originally posted by Jubber View Post

They have to be careful not to trip over my tongue

Well that should make you popular, especially if you can breathe through your ears.
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TestMangler replied

28 January 2015, 16:30
Originally posted by Jubber View Post

More of a bum man myself (women only)

- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.

Have you no f**king manners, you neandethal ? Tits first, then arse !!!
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GlenW replied

28 January 2015, 16:30
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Glen W wins the award for the NSFW tag

Whoops! I'm WFH and didn't think.
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Jubber replied

28 January 2015, 16:30
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

How can they not pass front on then back on as they walk away, or are you so scary they won't turn their back on you?

They have to be careful not to trip over my tongue
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cojak replied

28 January 2015, 16:27
Glen W wins the award for the NSFW tag
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GlenW replied

28 January 2015, 16:26
Originally posted by Jubber View Post

More of a bum man myself (women only)

- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.

How can they not pass front on then back on as they walk away, or are you so scary they won't turn their back on you?
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