That lady contractor sat ... (NSFW)

[cojak]

Glen W wins the award for the NSFW tag

[Jubber]

How can they not pass front on then back on as they walk away, or are you so scary they won't turn their back on you?

They have to be careful not to trip over my tongue

[GlenW]

Glen W wins the award for the NSFW tag

Whoops! I'm WFH and didn't think.

[TestMangler]

More of a bum man myself (women only)

- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.

Have you no f**king manners, you neandethal ? Tits first, then arse !!!

[GlenW]

They have to be careful not to trip over my tongue

Well that should make you popular, especially if you can breathe through your ears.

[MicrosoftBob]

More of a bum man myself (women only)

- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.

Arse!
Feck!
Girls!

[FatLazyContractor]

Mary poppins - My promise to you:

1. I don't play a guitar
2. You can play my organ
3. I will never be tired of it!

HTH

[FatLazyContractor]

The best I had was when my missus came with my to a visit to my doctors

As I don't like injections she promised to distract me, an eyeful of b00bies definitely takes your mind off it

Then it was more a case of trying not to be too obvious to the doctor

You have to learn the art of manliness from AtW.

BTW, was it the doctor's b00bies?

[FatLazyContractor]

Have you no f**king manners, you neandethal ? Tits first, then arse !!!

You unromantic nincompoop

Where are the legs?!

[norrahe]

It's not just men, I sneak the odd look.

FLC is just not particularly subtle about it.

WSS