Age related health checks

[Sysman]

try the PSA test, you give blood, not flowers and a false ID.

Hehe. At my medical the German speaking nurse plugged me into the ECG.

The wires were thick.
The clips looked sturdy enough for a truck battery
I could see a medieval castle out of the window

Just as I started wondering if she was a descendant of Frankenstein she whipped some blood out of me.

So a vampire as well.

I was seriously wondering if I 'd wandered onto a Hammer Horror film set by accident.

OK I was lying about the castle. That was on the hill above and behind the doctor's surgery so I couldn't see it while plugged in.

I knew it was there though.

[darmstadt]

Hehe. At my medical the German speaking nurse plugged me into the ECG.

The wires were thick.
The clips looked sturdy enough for a truck battery
I could see a medieval castle out of the window

Just as I started wondering if she was a descendant of Frankenstein she whipped some blood out of me.

So a vampire as well.

I was seriously wondering if I 'd wandered onto a Hammer Horror film set by accident.

OK I was lying about the castle. That was on the hill above and behind the doctor's surgery so I couldn't see it while plugged in.

I knew it was there though.

You weren't in Eberstadt Klinikum perchance, only you can see Burg Frankenstein from there?

[d000hg]

I'm told that as men get older they should have yearly visits to the proctologist. But frankly, I can't be arsed.

At least it means you're guaranteed some action once a year.