Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind....

**Doggy Styles** · 2 January 2015, 13:52

Will that letter suddenly appear on my iphone?

**barrydidit** · 2 January 2015, 13:55

They'll just get a standin. Still, that should be Even Better Than The Real Thing

**Sysman** · 2 January 2015, 14:30

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

BBC News - Bono bike accident: 'I may never play guitar again'

Bono broke his arm in six places and fractured his eye socket, hand and shoulder blade in what he called a "freak accident" in New York.

"Freak accident" or "Act of God"?

**administrator** · 2 January 2015, 14:43

Yup, the freak had an accident.

**Pondlife** · 2 January 2015, 16:04

Maybe this will stop him clapping ant killing all those little African kids.

**NickFitz** · 2 January 2015, 16:13

For this tour he speaks of, do I need to book tickets, or will they break into my home and set up in the living room?

**administrator** · 2 January 2015, 16:15

Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

For this tour he speaks of, do I need to book tickets, or will they break into my home and set up in the living room?

Yup, and sellotape your eyelids open so that you can wonder at the majesty of a 50 odd year old bloke in leather trousers

**TestMangler** · 2 January 2015, 18:33

Originally posted by administrator View Post

Yup, and sellotape your eyelids open so that you can wonder at the majesty of a 50 odd year old bloke in leather trousers

Hoy you !! What's wrong with a 50 odd year old bloke in leather trousers ??

**MarillionFan** · 2 January 2015, 18:40

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

BBC News - Bono bike accident: 'I may never play guitar again'

Does this mean he's going to stop preaching to us about how rich people should give money to charity?

Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind....