Made me smile

[vetran]

25 Ridiculous Misheard Lyrics | Features | Clash Magazine my top 3.

22

“Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body,”

5

‘Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep’.

1

‘Cos I’m shaving off my muff for you’?

[mudskipper]

“Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your beard all over my body,”

is a commonly heard chant at Reading matches.

[GlenW]

KUATB

[vetran]

KUATB

yes but I made it a competition!

[xoggoth]

Some of those don't sound anything like the lyrics. One the other hand, listen to this Judas Priest rocker. No matter how many times I listen, At 1.48, it says "the Devil's rectum won't let go"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGK58mP0eYM

Suppose if you have a gay bonk with Satan there's bound to be a downside.

[GlenW]

I remember The Jam's classic, Eating Trifles (Eton Rifles).

[darmstadt]

And the top 10 weirdest lyrics:

1 The Killers, Human

“Are we human, or are we dancer?”

2 The Beatles, I Am The Walrus

“I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.”

3 Michael Jackson, Earth Song

“What about elephants? Have we lost their trust?”

4 Lionel Richie, All Night Long

“Tom bo li de se de moi ya, yeah jambo jambo.”

5 Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe

“Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad.”

6 Black Eyed Peas, Boom Boom Pow

“Beats so big I’m stepping on leprechauns.”

7 Duran Duran, The Reflex

“The reflex is an only child, he’s waiting in the park.”

8 Wham! Club Tropicana

“Club Tropicana, drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone, all that’s missing is the sea.”

9 Taylor Swift, Love Story

“Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my daddy said stay away from Juliet.”

10 Oasis, Champagne Supernova

“Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.”