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  • darmstadt
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    And the top 10 weirdest lyrics:

    1 The Killers, Human

    “Are we human, or are we dancer?”

    2 The Beatles, I Am The Walrus

    “I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.”

    3 Michael Jackson, Earth Song

    “What about elephants? Have we lost their trust?”

    4 Lionel Richie, All Night Long

    “Tom bo li de se de moi ya, yeah jambo jambo.”

    5 Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe

    “Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad.”

    6 Black Eyed Peas, Boom Boom Pow

    “Beats so big I’m stepping on leprechauns.”

    7 Duran Duran, The Reflex

    “The reflex is an only child, he’s waiting in the park.”

    8 Wham! Club Tropicana

    “Club Tropicana, drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone, all that’s missing is the sea.”

    9 Taylor Swift, Love Story

    “Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my daddy said stay away from Juliet.”

    10 Oasis, Champagne Supernova

    “Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.”

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  • GlenW
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    I remember The Jam's classic, Eating Trifles (Eton Rifles).

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  • xoggoth
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    Some of those don't sound anything like the lyrics. One the other hand, listen to this Judas Priest rocker. No matter how many times I listen, At 1.48, it says "the Devil's rectum won't let go"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGK58mP0eYM

    Suppose if you have a gay bonk with Satan there's bound to be a downside.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    yes but I made it a competition!

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  • GlenW
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    KUATB

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  • mudskipper
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    “Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your beard all over my body,”
    is a commonly heard chant at Reading matches.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Made me smile

    Made me smile

    25 Ridiculous Misheard Lyrics | Features | Clash Magazine my top 3.

    22
    “Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body,”
    5
    ‘Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep’.
    1
    ‘Cos I’m shaving off my muff for you’?

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