Belly Button Hygeine

[BolshieBastard]

I had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willy

Now you mention it, Ive seen that on some 20 to 30 year old people. Only it was coming out of their forehead.

[mudskipper]

Some people's hygene standards leave a lot to be desired.

You know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?

[minestrone]

You know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?

I just learned that last year.

I practice continual improvement.

[mudskipper]

I just learned that last year.

I practice continual improvement.

Between your toes?
Behind your ears?
Under your eyelids?

[xoggoth]

What no skidmark thread?

[d000hg]

WHS. Your bottom will drop off.

Sounds like a tip for obese people.

[suityou01]

Being a fatty, I could fit the bottom of a dimpled pint mug in mine. Always keep it clean.

[mudskipper]

What no skidmark thread?

Sounds like a suity sockie. http://forums.contractoruk.com/members/skidmark.html

[BrilloPad]

After those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?

[minestrone]

After those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?

It was the layer of sand I found.