So I left the shower this morning and the wife says...
"give your belly button a good clean then"
pause.... "say what?"
"it's all red"
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It was the layer of sand I found.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAfter those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?
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After those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?
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Sounds like a suity sockie. http://forums.contractoruk.com/members/skidmark.htmlOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat no skidmark thread?
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Being a fatty, I could fit the bottom of a dimpled pint mug in mine. Always keep it clean.
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Between your toes?Originally posted by minestrone View PostI just learned that last year.
I practice continual improvement.
Behind your ears?
Under your eyelids?
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I just learned that last year.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?
I practice continual improvement.
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You know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostSome people's hygene standards leave a lot to be desired.
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Now you mention it, Ive seen that on some 20 to 30 year old people. Only it was coming out of their forehead.Originally posted by Paddy View PostI had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willy
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I had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willyOriginally posted by minestrone View PostI think I have to put that on the list of things to wash every time I'm in the shower.
I just went on a wee exploratory mission there and it was not good.
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And where do they come out?Originally posted by VectraMan View PostMine's a bit mangled by surgery. As the surgeon described it: "we go in through your belly button".
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