Reply to: Belly Button Hygeine

[minestrone]

So I left the shower this morning and the wife says...

"give your belly button a good clean then"

pause.... "say what?"

"it's all red"

[minestrone]

After those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?

It was the layer of sand I found.

[BrilloPad]

After those pictures of your feet how can you be worried about anything else?

[mudskipper]

What no skidmark thread?

Sounds like a suity sockie. http://forums.contractoruk.com/members/skidmark.html

[suityou01]

Being a fatty, I could fit the bottom of a dimpled pint mug in mine. Always keep it clean.

[d000hg]

WHS. Your bottom will drop off.

Sounds like a tip for obese people.

[xoggoth]

What no skidmark thread?

[mudskipper]

I just learned that last year.

I practice continual improvement.

Between your toes?
Behind your ears?
Under your eyelids?

[minestrone]

You know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?

I just learned that last year.

I practice continual improvement.

[mudskipper]

Some people's hygene standards leave a lot to be desired.

You know you should wash under your foreskin too, right?

[BolshieBastard]

I had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willy

Now you mention it, Ive seen that on some 20 to 30 year old people. Only it was coming out of their forehead.

[Paddy]

I think I have to put that on the list of things to wash every time I'm in the shower.

I just went on a wee exploratory mission there and it was not good.

I had the umbilical cord attached until I was ten thinking it was a second willy

[BolshieBastard]

Some people's hygene standards leave a lot to be desired.

[VectraMan]

And where do they come out?

That's a good question. Maybe they're still in there.

[mudskipper]

Mine's a bit mangled by surgery. As the surgeon described it: "we go in through your belly button".

And where do they come out?