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We can land a probe on a comet 300 million miles away.....
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe harpoons didn't fire.
Still, you would have thought that a team of rocket scientists would have thought of that some time in the twenty-five years they've been working on it.
Oh, hang on, they did: the idea was that a thruster on top of it would fire at the same time as the harpoons were shot into the surface, to counteract the recoil.
This is what he said :
The harpoons did not fire.
The thruster did not fire.
The screws did not activate.
The first bounce was 450m high, and lasted 2 hours.
The second bounce only lasted 8 minutes. So it landed 3 times.
As the screws did not activate it is not currently possible to drill into the rock to take samples as the net weight of the thing is only 4 grammes and it would just lift off if the drill was deployed.
The orbiter gets line of sight this morning and they will assess the situation further.
Not game over, but very, very complicated.
Hope this helps.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostCan't they send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck in a Shuttle to fix it?
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostCan't they send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck in a Shuttle to fix it?
Liv Tyler in a flimsy dress yes.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostJust passing on. One of my colleagues went to Uni with a science journalist who is closer than you or I to the goings on.
And the end result of my work:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI worked here once
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