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We can land a probe on a comet 300 million miles away.....

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    #21
    Check out this picture of the runway marshall

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      The harpoons didn't fire.

      Still, you would have thought that a team of rocket scientists would have thought of that some time in the twenty-five years they've been working on it.

      Oh, hang on, they did: the idea was that a thruster on top of it would fire at the same time as the harpoons were shot into the surface, to counteract the recoil.
      Just passing on. One of my colleagues went to Uni with a science journalist who is closer than you or I to the goings on.

      This is what he said :

      The harpoons did not fire.
      The thruster did not fire.
      The screws did not activate.
      The first bounce was 450m high, and lasted 2 hours.
      The second bounce only lasted 8 minutes. So it landed 3 times.

      As the screws did not activate it is not currently possible to drill into the rock to take samples as the net weight of the thing is only 4 grammes and it would just lift off if the drill was deployed.

      The orbiter gets line of sight this morning and they will assess the situation further.

      Not game over, but very, very complicated.

      Hope this helps.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Can't they send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck in a Shuttle to fix it?

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          #24
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          Can't they send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck in a Shuttle to fix it?
          xkcd.com
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #25
            Originally posted by stek View Post
            Can't they send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck in a Shuttle to fix it?
            Please God no Aerosmith ballads.

            Liv Tyler in a flimsy dress yes.

            qh
            He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

            I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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              #26
              I don't see what's so difficult, it's not rocket science is it?

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                #27
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Just passing on. One of my colleagues went to Uni with a science journalist who is closer than you or I to the goings on.
                Not as close as me, I only live 5 minutes walk from the control room And where I used to work:



                And the end result of my work:

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Nobody likes a story topper
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #29
                    I worked here once
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      I worked here once
                      Who would have thought the market day bus service between Yeadon and Guisely was so complicated to operate?

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