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I'm too lazy to come up with an idea, and too lazy to implement it, so I'd fit well with both. Where do I sign up?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSomeone with a good idea but too lazy to implement it working with someone that is too lazy to come up with an idea but can implement it. Business partnership made in heaven that is.Comment
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A mobile app linked to a website that allows your smart-phone to be used as un under the desk cam or up-skirt cam. That way you can earn a bit extra money at work.Originally posted by junior contractor View Postim thinking of starting my own website or mobile app but struggling to think of a good idea
has any of you got an idea but not time or resources to implement and willing to share ?
This is a technical suggestion and has nothing to do with the perversion that a friend of mine has"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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ftfyOriginally posted by Paddy View PostA mobile app linked to a website that allows your smart-phone to be used as un under the desk cam or up-skirt cam. That way you can earn a bit extra money at work.
This is a technical suggestion and has nothing to do with the perversion that a "friend of mine" hasmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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BobKiller App? As soon as a Bob outsources you, you can disrespect him, shame him call his mother a whore. Then you can gamble on his caste and disrespect him further.Originally posted by junior contractor View Postim thinking of starting my own website or mobile app but struggling to think of a good idea
has any of you got an idea but not time or resources to implement and willing to share ?
More points can be gained by asking ten times the rate on LinkedIn, and saying you don't know any switches on any Unix commands but you can Google it later.
I still think my motorway car-refuelling by Tanker-Helicopter idea has mileage, just those bloody bridges.....Comment
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Try and implement something that is useful to real people and you really believe in regardless of it making money or not. There is some more advice I can give if you sign up for my bi-weeky email at just £99 a month.Comment
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What does et.al do? Is it like join.me?Originally posted by cojak View PostI thought that business model collapsed with the advent of Youporn, Redtube, et.al?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'll get to those as soon as I can. I'm still on Eek's xhamster. This could take a while...Originally posted by cojak View PostI thought that business model collapsed with the advent of Youporn, Redtube, et.al?Comment
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I have 4 children. All at school.
Every week either I, or the wife, has to hunt through various book bags, finding little slips of paper to sign and return. Invariably these get lost & forgotten.
I want an app on my smartphone that tells me when the the little ones have school trips and displays a big "I Consent To My Child going to xxxxx on yyyyyy".
I push the button, the consent is given, the school is notified.
The day before the trip I want a reminder so I remember to pack a sodding packed lunch. If it could remind me when "Mufti" day is all the better.
It will save the school secretaries huge amounts of time and cost in issuing letters and collating responses.
You market the application to each primary / secondary school in the country. Either let them use it for free or sell on a yearly subscription. And then once you have a few hundred, target the rest of the English speaking world.
You can then either sell the app for a nominal £1 or so to each parent or give it away free.
Once you've signed up a few thousand schools in the UK build out some additional functionality such as collecting the payments for the school trips ( remember to use nominee accounts though ).
You can thank me when you are a millionaire.Comment
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What if a paedo hacked the system and took the child. Or worse, Suity hacked it and asked the child a numpty SQL question?Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostI have 4 children. All at school.
Every week either I, or the wife, has to hunt through various book bags, finding little slips of paper to sign and return. Invariably these get lost & forgotten.
I want an app on my smartphone that tells me when the the little ones have school trips and displays a big "I Consent To My Child going to xxxxx on yyyyyy".
I push the button, the consent is given, the school is notified.
The day before the trip I want a reminder so I remember to pack a sodding packed lunch. If it could remind me when "Mufti" day is all the better.
It will save the school secretaries huge amounts of time and cost in issuing letters and collating responses.
You market the application to each primary / secondary school in the country. Either let them use it for free or sell on a yearly subscription. And then once you have a few hundred, target the rest of the English speaking world.
You can then either sell the app for a nominal £1 or so to each parent or give it away free.
Once you've signed up a few thousand schools in the UK build out some additional functionality such as collecting the payments for the school trips ( remember to use nominee accounts though ).
You can thank me when you are a millionaire.
Epic fail....Comment
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