At least if you are at home you won't get burgled.
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Not enough desks et ClientCo HQ.....
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Yes but you may get raped... which wouldn't happen at home if you were at work.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAt least if you are at home you won't get burgled.Comment
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would that be Scragg end?Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostYes but you may get raped... which wouldn't happen at home if you were at work.Comment
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Heard some excuses for rate cuts but that one takes the biscuit.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Barclays@Radbroke?Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post... so we need you to work from home for min 2 days a week.
So they cut my rate, get me to pay their utility bills and revoke my production access. Oh joy.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Could be worse. They could have moved your desk into the basement and taken away your favourite stapler.
Did the guy say it like this?:
"hey whats happening?... mmm yeah, so we need you to just go ahead and work from home 2 days per week for less money........so if you could just go ahead and make sure you do that, that'd be great"Comment
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Sorry little confusing.
Rate cut was done and dusted in August. WFH request was now along with the removal of prod access just a continuing attempt to f - up Scrag"s ability to perform to his absolute best.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Never mind dear. Sit down and have a nice cup of tea - matron will be along shortly.Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostSorry little confusing.
Or is it NLYUK in a matron outfit?Comment
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After the rate cut he can't afford NLYUK.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNever mind dear. Sit down and have a nice cup of tea - matron will be along shortly.
Or is it NLYUK in a matron outfit?
Relax & enjoy you will love working from home.Comment
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