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Can you pee in the shower for me?
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I quite often pee in the kitchen sink during the night due to the 'took a wrong turn' mistake, especially when in other people's houses
but I never pee in the bed
(* might have something to do with alcohol)“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I know thic bloke, er..a friend of mine, who tried to save water by doing a plop plops in the shower and poked it down with his foot.
But he had to spend so long cleaning his toe that it probably used twice as much water.
Plus me missus had to get the plunger out. I mean his missus did.(\__/)
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What part of doing it in the shower don't you follow?Originally posted by Freaki Li Cuatre View PostOh yes it is.
It may be sterile when it comes out but it's not so nice when its been hanging around a bit.
You realised this was about the UAE? It's a little dry there.Why the obsession with saving water? There was another campaign not long ago to encourage people not to flush after they'd peed.
Feck right off! This is a first world country FFS (and one in which there is a lot of water) and I am going to do my ablutions in a civilized manner.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It's the University of East Anglia, not all that dryOriginally posted by d000hg View PostWhat part of doing it in the shower don't you follow?
You realised this was about the UAE? It's a little dry there.(\__/)
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Definitely not dry. Mr ms went there and spent his entire three years in the NUS bar.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's the University of East Anglia, not all that dryComment
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they could always use grey water recycling, which is far more economical, flush your loo with washing machine water.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat part of doing it in the shower don't you follow?
You realised this was about the UAE? It's a little dry there.Comment
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I spent two months in the bar at Liverpool, they chucked me out when they had some decorating to doOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostDefinitely not dry. Mr ms went there and spent his entire three years in the NUS bar.(\__/)
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