Originally posted by zeitghost
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What career should you have followed?
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Therapist... but that is the last job I would f'ing want"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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ftfyOriginally posted by Churchill View PostParent support social workerOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Proctologist
I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Writer. But proctologist (specialising in females) certainly sounds better.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Can we tell you our problems?Originally posted by Paddy View PostTherapist... but that is the last job I would f'ing wantComment
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no but he might get paid to listen to Suity's and Churchill's so suppose there is an upside!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostCan we tell you our problems?Comment
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Writer apparently, but I think one answer determined that, so it is a toss up between that and 'scientist'.
I did the Highlands Ability Battery recently, which is something I wish I had done at A level stage, considering the guidance it can provide on your career aptitudes.Comment
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