PM: To Kate McCaan

[Churchill]

You've come back to discover you left the landing lights on didn't you? That bill's gonna smart this month.

Not even home dear boy. Flying back on Friday evening. See you on the 8th?

[vetran]

You've come back to discover you left the landing lights on didn't you? That bill's gonna smart this month.

nah he found out Mini Churchy is actually Old Gregs. Apparently his 2.5 inch floppy is twice the size of churchy.

enjoy your holiday Churchy, if you can't find anything better to do than to troll on CUK whilst at the beach then you need to up your game.

[Churchill]

nah he found out Mini Churchy is actually Old Gregs. Apparently his 2.5 inch floppy is twice the size of churchy.

enjoy your holiday Churchy, if you can't find anything better to do than to troll on CUK whilst at the beach then you need to up your game.

I hate sunbathing :-(

[minestrone]

Fuq you too, somehow I thought Minestrone would be the first out for the crumbs but it was a knocking bet you wouldn't be too far behind.

I can assure you I have absolutely no interest in the holidaying arrangements of your oiky family.

[Churchill]

PM: To Kate McCaan

I can assure you I have absolutely no interest in the holidaying arrangements of your oiky family.

Plainly. Like moths to a flame.

Or in your case an alchy to his bucky!

[minestrone]

Anyway it is hardly a fair comparison, they have fences round Butlins camps.

[Batcher]

Anyway it is hardly a fair comparison, they have fences round Butlins camps.

To make it hard for the kids to escape from the paedos?

[DodgyAgent]

All aboard the outrage bus, fares please, Old Greg will be your driver for the day!

I am afraid that not only is it cruel what you say but also sanctimonious

[Churchill]

I am afraid that not only is it cruel what you say but also sanctimonious

Ain't life a bitch?

[DodgyAgent]

I am afraid that not only is it cruel what you say but also sanctimonious

Here's another one to who one can say "it serves you right". what on earth was the mother doing leaving the child unattended in hospital?

Woman snatched as a baby reunited with parents after 23 years - Telegraph

I am afraid Churchy that no matter how much you "guard" and protect your children, if something happens to them you will feel guilt on a scale that is unimaginable. You can also bet that no matter the circumstances there will be some sanctimonious ars"hole telling you that it serves you right.