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That little turd. er I mean , Congratulations
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They have their own version of the Fairy advert:Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI like the story of Mum-Zi, who gave birth to Zi at 8 years old, who also gave birth at 8 years old. Making Mum-Zi a grandmother at 17.
Young people today don't know that they're born. Or something.
"Mummy, why are your hands so soft and gentle?"
"Because I'm 9"Comment
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Stand down






bloody false alarm
bloody facebook stunt
mad
mad
apparently he got set up, and either picked an embarrassing story, or had bad luck for a year.
now he's going to get my boot up his @rse for a year instead
i hate bookface
mad
apologies all(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Poor EO
I also hate Facebook sometimes. And I don't get involved in these childish games.
The last one was telling me I had to post "Sometimes I sneak into the garden, dig a hole, cover myself in earth and pretend to be a ....."
Fill in the blank. Childish blx.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Thanks to you people like you not sharing their status, cancer won't get cured.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPoor EO
I also hate Facebook sometimes. And I don't get involved in these childish games.
The last one was telling me I had to post "Sometimes I sneak into the garden, dig a hole, cover myself in earth and pretend to be a ....."
Fill in the blank. Childish blx.
Scum.Comment
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