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Previously on "That little turd. er I mean , Congratulations"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Stand down

    bloody false alarm

    bloody facebook stuntmadmad


    apparently he got set up, and either picked an embarrassing story, or had bad luck for a year.





    now he's going to get my boot up his @rse for a year instead


    i hate bookfacemad


    apologies all


    Well I thought it was funny.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Thanks to you people like you not sharing their status, cancer won't get cured.

    Scum.
    You're going to have to explain that one to me...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I knew suity was responsible for ebola. Cancer too. Wow!
    Suity? Responsible? You, Sir, are having a laugh!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Thanks to you people like you not sharing their status, cancer won't get cured.

    Scum.
    I knew suity was responsible for ebola. Cancer too. Wow!

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  • BrilloPad
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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Poor EO

    I also hate Facebook sometimes. And I don't get involved in these childish games.

    The last one was telling me I had to post "Sometimes I sneak into the garden, dig a hole, cover myself in earth and pretend to be a ....."

    Fill in the blank. Childish blx.
    Thanks to you people like you not sharing their status, cancer won't get cured.

    Scum.

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  • suityou01
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    Poor EO

    I also hate Facebook sometimes. And I don't get involved in these childish games.

    The last one was telling me I had to post "Sometimes I sneak into the garden, dig a hole, cover myself in earth and pretend to be a ....."

    Fill in the blank. Childish blx.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Stand down

    bloody false alarm

    bloody facebook stuntmadmad


    apparently he got set up, and either picked an embarrassing story, or had bad luck for a year.





    now he's going to get my boot up his @rse for a year instead


    i hate bookfacemad


    apologies all

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  • suityou01
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  • NickFitz
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    Congratulations!

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  • administrator
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    Congrats EO!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    I like the story of Mum-Zi, who gave birth to Zi at 8 years old, who also gave birth at 8 years old. Making Mum-Zi a grandmother at 17.

    Young people today don't know that they're born. Or something.
    They have their own version of the Fairy advert:

    "Mummy, why are your hands so soft and gentle?"

    "Because I'm 9"

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  • Pondlife
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    Congrats

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  • vetran
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    congrats

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