Only Three nail biting days to go

**BrilloPad** · 15 September 2014, 19:13

Why do you need to go out of the country for that? Plenty of girls will do that op for £200 in Soho.

NLYUK will do it for 10p - but NLUK has to watch so probably worth spending the extra.

**mudskipper** · 15 September 2014, 20:53

Ow. Good luck with that.

**vetran** · 15 September 2014, 22:29

a bit extreme, I was just going to open a bottle of single malt and try to avoid the gurners on TV.

good luck. Try and avoid the bike for a few days.

**kal** · 16 September 2014, 05:01

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I dont know if I mentioned it before,
But I am in hospital on thursday for an operation.

The doctors plan to cauterize my dangling hemorrhoids with a red hot poker. Due to medical complications, there will be no anaesthetic.

I am totally overjoyed that I, out of the entire country, has something to take my mind off this f***ing refer-fu***ng-rendum

Couldn't be happening to a more deserving individual, let me know if the doctor needs a hand with shoving that poker up your arse

**Dactylion** · 16 September 2014, 05:51

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why do you need to go out of the country for that? Plenty of girls will do that op for £200 in Soho.

NLYUK will do it for 10p - but NLUK has to watch so probably worth spending the extra.

Have you been drinking? Is english not your first language perhaps?

Only Three nail biting days to go