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Couldn't be happening to a more deserving individual, let me know if the doctor needs a hand with shoving that poker up your arseOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI dont know if I mentioned it before,
But I am in hospital on thursday for an operation.
The doctors plan to cauterize my dangling hemorrhoids with a red hot poker. Due to medical complications, there will be no anaesthetic.
I am totally overjoyed that I, out of the entire country, has something to take my mind off this f***ing refer-fu***ng-rendum
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a bit extreme, I was just going to open a bottle of single malt and try to avoid the gurners on TV.
good luck. Try and avoid the bike for a few days.
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Why do you need to go out of the country for that? Plenty of girls will do that op for £200 in Soho.
NLYUK will do it for 10p - but NLUK has to watch so probably worth spending the extra.
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Only Three nail biting days to go
I dont know if I mentioned it before,
But I am in hospital on thursday for an operation.
The doctors plan to cauterize my dangling hemorrhoids with a red hot poker. Due to medical complications, there will be no anaesthetic.
I am totally overjoyed that I, out of the entire country, has something to take my mind off this f***ing refer-fu***ng-rendumTags: None
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