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Previously on "Only Three nail biting days to go"

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why do you need to go out of the country for that? Plenty of girls will do that op for £200 in Soho.

    NLYUK will do it for 10p - but NLUK has to watch so probably worth spending the extra.
    Have you been drinking? Is english not your first language perhaps?

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  • kal
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I dont know if I mentioned it before,
    But I am in hospital on thursday for an operation.

    The doctors plan to cauterize my dangling hemorrhoids with a red hot poker. Due to medical complications, there will be no anaesthetic.

    I am totally overjoyed that I, out of the entire country, has something to take my mind off this f***ing refer-fu***ng-rendum
    Couldn't be happening to a more deserving individual, let me know if the doctor needs a hand with shoving that poker up your arse

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  • vetran
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    a bit extreme, I was just going to open a bottle of single malt and try to avoid the gurners on TV.

    good luck. Try and avoid the bike for a few days.

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  • mudskipper
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    Ow. Good luck with that.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Why do you need to go out of the country for that? Plenty of girls will do that op for £200 in Soho.

    NLYUK will do it for 10p - but NLUK has to watch so probably worth spending the extra.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Only Three nail biting days to go

    Only Three nail biting days to go

    I dont know if I mentioned it before,
    But I am in hospital on thursday for an operation.

    The doctors plan to cauterize my dangling hemorrhoids with a red hot poker. Due to medical complications, there will be no anaesthetic.

    I am totally overjoyed that I, out of the entire country, has something to take my mind off this f***ing refer-fu***ng-rendum

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