Salmond "We can take Scotland in two weeks"

[jemb]

Scotland is not a nation state. It is the UK that is a member. If Scotland secedes, it leaves the UK so is not automatically a member. But... the constitution did not have this in mind, which is why I think it will get sorted out one way or another

unfortunately several EU members want to make entry as painful as possible.

[shaunbhoy]

Why 'god help us' Shaunbhoy ? You live in England. None of this will touch you

I just might have been considering retiring back north with my booty.
I could probably have come to terms with the weather again, but after a few years of Salmonomics I expect the place to look like the set to Robocop.
Its the children I feel sorry for..........

[TestMangler]

FAO Cojak

That is absolutely not 'certain'. Is it 'certain' that an accommodation won't be found to allow Scotland in? You talk as much bollocks as Salmond.

In between, free hot and cold running unicorns for all citizens and the end of civilisation, lies the truth. And the truth is that it will probably be fine but there are significant risks.

Cojak, can you please lock this thread due to an outbreak of common sense.

[Old Greg]

Does NATO know they are fighting IS?

I need my unicorn to get me to the polling station so I'm sure Mr Salmond won't mind waiting

Don't worry. He's already sent your postal vote in for you.

[Old Greg]

unfortunately several EU members want to make entry as painful as possible.

They tend to be financially struggling members, who can be stiff-armed into doing 'the right thing'.

[Batcher]

But that's what people have been trying to tell the Yes camp for months now. Spain will make it as hard as posible for Scotland to join the EU in order not to encourage Catalonia. I would expect Belgium to do the same so as not to encourage Flanders. Eventually an Independent Scotland would join the EU, but it certainly won't be at independence.

You don't seem to realise that Catalonians want independence and have done for centuries. They don't need encouraged by Scotland although us getting independence would be a boost to them.

Just having the referendum is what they want, not joining the EU. That is a fish of a scarlet hue.

[TestMangler]

I just might have been considering retiring back north with my booty.
I could probably have come to terms with the weather again, but after a few years of Salmonomics I expect the place to look like the set to Robocop.
Its the children I feel sorry for..........

That's a shame, although, all things considered, if that is your opinion, then probably best to stay the f**k away and have the Camerosbornomics or the ballsonomics that you clearly cherish

[shaunbhoy]

I have been scrupulously fair and factual in this thread.

Yes, quite the departure. Are you feeling giddy?

[tomtomagain]

unfortunately several EU members want to make entry as painful as possible.

The bullies!

[Old Greg]

Cojak, can you please lock this thread due to an outbreak of common sense.

It's what I've been saying all along.