1. Cut off your willy, wear a dress and prance around like a little girl high on acid. It's not 1995 any more.
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Don't be a bigot. We like Old Greg just as he is.Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post1. Cut off your willy, wear a dress and prance around like a little girl high on acid. It's not 1995 any more. -
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Morris dancingSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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well someone completed number one for this chap
Man went to hospital for circumcision and awoke to find penis amputated, according to Jefferson County lawsuit | AL.comComment
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Fill a water pistol with piss and forget about until 2 weeks later“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Wear white trousers then eat a curry and drink 12 pints of real ale“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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