Things you should never do in your lifetime

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ChimpMaster replied

25 July 2014, 08:06
Cellotape your manhood back in-between your legs, wax your chest and pretend to the stripper on your best mate's stag.
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mudskipper replied

25 July 2014, 05:42
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Wear white trousers.

FTFY (if you're a man anyway)
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darmstadt replied

25 July 2014, 05:40
Wear white trousers then eat a curry and drink 12 pints of real ale
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darmstadt replied

25 July 2014, 05:39
Fill a water pistol with piss and forget about until 2 weeks later
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vetran replied

24 July 2014, 23:07
well someone completed number one for this chap

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mudskipper replied

24 July 2014, 20:14
Cultivate a monobrow.
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Brussels Slumdog replied

24 July 2014, 18:27
Gaza City sponsored run
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MicrosoftBob replied

24 July 2014, 16:30
Morris dancing
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KentPhilip replied

24 July 2014, 15:28
Take flying lessons if you want to save money
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OwlHoot replied

24 July 2014, 14:43
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

1. Cut off your willy, wear a dress and prance around like a little girl high on acid. It's not 1995 any more.

Who's gone and done that now?
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mudskipper replied

24 July 2014, 14:39
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

1. Cut off your willy, wear a dress and prance around like a little girl high on acid. It's not 1995 any more.

Don't be a bigot. We like Old Greg just as he is.
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ChimpMaster started a topic Things you should never do in your lifetime

24 July 2014, 14:37
Things you should never do in your lifetime

1. Cut off your willy, wear a dress and prance around like a little girl high on acid. It's not 1995 any more.
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