Bob, knob, bob-a-flobablob

[speling bee]

No. As there are no female posters on here. They are all male posters pretending to be women.

When "MudSkipper" was on L2B she finally admitted she was Admin's wife.

So that's who AndyW's mum is.

[BrilloPad]

Interesting new interview question - what is your poster name on CUK?

I would say NIckFitz - guaranteed to get the gig every time.

Some big companies ask permies for their facebook page.

[vetran]

I didn't get the gig

[speling bee]

You are working at a client's site and are asked your opinion on a potential candidate for a role . The quality of the work produced by this candidate will have a direct impact on your deliverables.

Somehow you acertain that the candidate is a poster on here and for your own reasons you think this person is a complete tool. This opinion is based on things they've posted on here only and you have no idea if this is just a sockpuppet, internet persona or anything about their non CUK existence. It maybe that they come across as an idiot/racist/keyboardwarrior/tonyblairapologist/CAGWfanatic/denier whatever, you just think they're a tool. Their CV, however fabricated, reads as a good fit for the role.

What do you do?

If they can fabricate a good CV, that's good enough for me.

[TheFaQQer]

No. As there are no female posters on here. They are all male posters pretending to be women.

You may find the exact opposite - that female posters pretend to be male because they don't want to face a barrage of misogynistic comments that they may face if certain people thought they were female.

[northernladuk]

You are working at a client's site and are asked your opinion on a potential candidate for a role . The quality of the work produced by this candidate will have a direct impact on your deliverables.

Somehow you acertain that the candidate is a poster on here and for your own reasons you think this person is a complete tool. This opinion is based on things they've posted on here only and you have no idea if this is just a sockpuppet, internet persona or anything about their non CUK existence. It maybe that they come across as an idiot/racist/keyboardwarrior/tonyblairapologist/CAGWfanatic/denier whatever, you just think they're a tool. Their CV, however fabricated, reads as a good fit for the role.

What do you do?

Looks like I have been rumbled. How much do you want to keep schtum???

[OwlHoot]

You are working at a client's site and are asked your opinion on a potential candidate for a role . The quality of the work produced by this candidate will have a direct impact on your deliverables.

Somehow you acertain that the candidate is a poster on here and for your own reasons you think this person is a complete tool. ...

Did this candidate mention something about flogging sleds by the lorryload at the first sign of snow?

[vetran]

Did this candidate mention something about buying sleds by the lorryload at the first predictions of snow?

FTFY

[TheFaQQer]

What do you do?

Hope that their online persona is completely different from their real-life one, and not let it get in the way.

And if they turn out to be a knob, keep quiet that you thought they might be a knob.

[Pondlife]

I didn't get the gig

Looks like I have been rumbled. How much do you want to keep schtum???

All across London once hopeful cukkers are standing up and walking out of reception shaking their heads in disbelief.