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Only two??"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Well, I was the chancer and 'Barrydidit' was the bulltulip merchant.Originally posted by cojak View PostOnly two??
Don't know the rest of them well enough to pass comment, but if I was to guess, it would start with a 'C'
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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To be fair a large proportion of the posts on the forums are from sockpuppet trolls.Originally posted by eek View Postand your point is. Most of the people who frequent this forum are competent and know what they are doing...
It's possible that one or two of the sock merchants are competent, but odds are with their multiple personality issues they're posting from medical facilities or assisted housing and not actually contractors.
The remaining minority will range from carpet bombers to you with a 100% success rate and any of the intermediate points.Comment
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Don't tell 'em, Pike.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWell, I was the chancer and 'Barrydidit' was the bulltulip merchant.
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They don't sign our timesheets dude. It's OK to tell themOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostDon't tell 'em, Pike.

WTF is a 'business analyst' anyway ?????When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Not too sure. The urban dictionary offers no clues either. Anyway, got to dash, I need to cut and paste someone elses work into my document before the pub opens.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWTF is a 'business analyst' anyway ?????Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNot too sure. The urban dictionary offers no clues either. Anyway, got to dash, I need to cut and paste someone elses work into my document before the pub opens.
: I think my work here is done, young Jedi.
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Ahh perfect Project Management candidate there, you've found your niche!Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNot too sure. The urban dictionary offers no clues either. Anyway, got to dash, I need to cut and paste someone elses work into my document before the pub opens.Comment
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As long as he's identifying risks and issues to make sure it's all someone else's fault.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostAhh perfect Project Management candidate there, you've found your niche!The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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