Asked for a doctor's certificate contractor

[snarfblat]

Interesting question from someone that can turn a load of monkeys in to an outstanding team recognised by the top brass.....

Do you not have an answer?

[northernladuk]

Do you not have an answer?

Can you not work it out?

[Blackdog]

Do you not have an answer?

I have an answer for you, Sicknote: you are the most tedious troll/sockie that I've seen on CUK since circa 2007.

How's the weather over there in the USA at the moment, or is your current 'Über Contract' in Australia with the 'Upper brass'?

[nomadd]

Who asked you; and how did you respond?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

Surprisingly, still got the role.

[snarfblat]

I have an answer for you, Sicknote: you are the most tedious troll/sockie that I've seen on CUK since circa 2007.

How's the weather over there in the USA at the moment, or is your current 'Über Contract' in Australia with the 'Upper brass'?

Says the sock who created a new user name to troll and flame people.

Give me a frickin break. I thought school was back in session. You people seem to be the trolls here and why is that? If you want this to be a little private club where you don't want anyone new coming so you can sit and jerk each other's egos off why not make it a private forum?

The real problem is it is very easy for you troll and be king of some message board online pretending to be consultants when in reality you are either school boys playing online or stuck as perm desktop support.

Go compensate your obvious inadequacies on someone elses thread instead of trolling and high jacking mine with your bs.

[CheeseSlice]

35

[northernladuk]

35

That's quite high! Thinking mods are not on this late so count can go up a bit before tomorrow?

[CheeseSlice]

That's quite high! Thinking mods are not on this late so count can go up a bit before tomorrow?

Looks like this one has gone to sleep in the sock drawer for now, so difficult to judge.

[Blackdog]

Says the sock who created a new user name to troll and flame people.

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Go compensate your obvious inadequacies on someone elses thread instead of trolling and high jacking mine with your bs.

One day, Snarfie the little Snarfblat was picking Bob-berries in the magical Bubblegum forest when he saw Mr Upper Brass.

"Whatever is the matter, Mr Upper Brass?" asked Snarfie, "You look very sad today."

"My dearest Snarfie, I am sad" replied Mr Upper Brass "the Knuckle-dragging Sloths promised to clean the Bubblegum castle in time for the big banquet, but alas, they have done nothing."

Snarfie looked thoughtful for a moment, and then, without so much as a 'how do you do', he waved his tiny pink wand and exclaimed "DOCTOR'S NOTE!"

The Knuckle-dragging Sloths were now an unbeatable team of Superstars, and in no time at all the Bubblegum castle was sparkling clean and ready for the big banquet.

Mr Upper Brass was so pleased that he invited Snarfie to stay in the magical Bubblegum forest forever.

... then the alarm went off and Mr Troll the Sockie woke up from his dream.