Reply to: Asked for a doctor's certificate contractor

[Blackdog]

Says the sock who created a new user name to troll and flame people.

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Go compensate your obvious inadequacies on someone elses thread instead of trolling and high jacking mine with your bs.

One day, Snarfie the little Snarfblat was picking Bob-berries in the magical Bubblegum forest when he saw Mr Upper Brass.

"Whatever is the matter, Mr Upper Brass?" asked Snarfie, "You look very sad today."

"My dearest Snarfie, I am sad" replied Mr Upper Brass "the Knuckle-dragging Sloths promised to clean the Bubblegum castle in time for the big banquet, but alas, they have done nothing."

Snarfie looked thoughtful for a moment, and then, without so much as a 'how do you do', he waved his tiny pink wand and exclaimed "DOCTOR'S NOTE!"

The Knuckle-dragging Sloths were now an unbeatable team of Superstars, and in no time at all the Bubblegum castle was sparkling clean and ready for the big banquet.

Mr Upper Brass was so pleased that he invited Snarfie to stay in the magical Bubblegum forest forever.

... then the alarm went off and Mr Troll the Sockie woke up from his dream.

[CheeseSlice]

That's quite high! Thinking mods are not on this late so count can go up a bit before tomorrow?

Looks like this one has gone to sleep in the sock drawer for now, so difficult to judge.

[northernladuk]

35

That's quite high! Thinking mods are not on this late so count can go up a bit before tomorrow?

[CheeseSlice]

35

[snarfblat]

I have an answer for you, Sicknote: you are the most tedious troll/sockie that I've seen on CUK since circa 2007.

How's the weather over there in the USA at the moment, or is your current 'Über Contract' in Australia with the 'Upper brass'?

Says the sock who created a new user name to troll and flame people.

Give me a frickin break. I thought school was back in session. You people seem to be the trolls here and why is that? If you want this to be a little private club where you don't want anyone new coming so you can sit and jerk each other's egos off why not make it a private forum?

The real problem is it is very easy for you troll and be king of some message board online pretending to be consultants when in reality you are either school boys playing online or stuck as perm desktop support.

Go compensate your obvious inadequacies on someone elses thread instead of trolling and high jacking mine with your bs.

[nomadd]

Who asked you; and how did you respond?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

Surprisingly, still got the role.

[Blackdog]

Do you not have an answer?

I have an answer for you, Sicknote: you are the most tedious troll/sockie that I've seen on CUK since circa 2007.

How's the weather over there in the USA at the moment, or is your current 'Über Contract' in Australia with the 'Upper brass'?

[northernladuk]

Do you not have an answer?

Can you not work it out?

[snarfblat]

Interesting question from someone that can turn a load of monkeys in to an outstanding team recognised by the top brass.....

Do you not have an answer?

[northernladuk]

So would you just ignore them if they asked for one? I'm not an employee. I don't get paid if I am not working.

Interesting question from someone that can turn a load of monkeys in to an outstanding team recognised by the top brass.....

[snarfblat]

So would you just ignore them if they asked for one? I'm not an employee. I don't get paid if I am not working.

[Ignis Fatuus]

Who asked you; and how did you respond?

The Voices told me to stay at home today and clean my gun collection. Do you have a problem with that?

[helpFul]

Please Provide a Psychiatric Report

No.

I have however been asked to provide a psychiatric report several times.

Who asked you; and how did you respond?

[nomadd]

Have you been asked for a doctor's certificate when you are not an employee?

No.

I have however been asked to provide a psychiatric report several times.

[helpFul]

Has One Ever Been Asked for a Doctor's Certificate?

Reading through the stories here made me think of a time where I was contracting and missed about a week with the flu.

I told them I was returning on x day and the agency asks me for a doctor's certificate. I had to laugh.

I ignored the request but I really wanted to say, are you planning on paying me for those days?

Have you been asked for a doctor's certificate when you are not an employee?

No. Not ever. No-one has ever asked me for a doctor's certificate under any circumstances.

Were you really to have had "flu" though, you would have missed at least two-weeks at work.