Passport ID

[TestMangler]

OK, I've got the animal porn now. But I still don't have your passport. Can you send me your passport as my manager says I can't send you the contract until I've seen your passport. And I don't have your passport.

What do you mean ? Animal porn IS my passport

[Gentile]

What do you mean ? Animal porn IS my passport

I didn't even know you needed one to get out of Bute.

[Old Greg]

OK, I've got the animal porn now. But I still don't have your passport. Can you send me your passport as my manager says I can't send you the contract until I've seen your passport. And I don't have your passport.

Photoshop animal porn into NLUK 's passport photo and send as MS Word 97 format doc, file name NLUKpassport.doc

[Old Greg]

I didn't even know you needed one to get out of Bute.

It's the restraining order.

[Gentile]

Photoshop animal porn into NLUK 's passport photo and send as MS Word 97 format doc, file name NLUKpassport.doc

OK, I've received that in Word 97 format now - thankyou. There's one other other problem now, though. You've sent it as embedded Bitmaps that are all fuzzy on my screen. I'm using Windows 95 and a 800 x 600 monitor that looks as if it belongs in the 1970s, and it looks all fuzzy on that. I don't have a mouse and I can't scroll about, so all I can see is the word "Passport" and part of a panda.

So, can you send me your passport as a higher density but smaller image that will fit on one screen of my Word 97 window, please? I've just taken a tape measure to the side of the screen, and if you make it about four inches wide and three inches high that would be perfect, thanks. My manager says I can send you the contract right after I've seen your passport.

[Gentile]

It's the restraining order.

Let's leave the Masonic BDSM Society out of this.

[TestMangler]

I didn't even know you needed one to get out of Bute.

You don't need one to get out, you need it to get in. It's a pretty exclusive place ya know

[Old Greg]

OK, I've received that in Word 97 format now - thankyou. There's one other other problem now, though. You've sent it as embedded Bitmaps that are all fuzzy on my screen. I'm using Windows 95 and a 800 x 600 monitor that looks as if it belongs in the 1970s, and it looks all fuzzy on that. I don't have a mouse and I can't scroll about, so all I can see is the word "Passport" and part of a panda.

So, can you send me your passport as a higher density but smaller image that will fit on one screen of my Word 97 window, please? I've just taken a tape measure to the side of the screen, and if you make it about four inches wide and three inches high that would be perfect, thanks. My manager says I can send you the contract right after I've seen your passport.

Do as asked but still with the photoshopped animal porn NLUK passport.

[TestMangler]

OK, I've received that in Word 97 format now - thankyou. There's one other other problem now, though. You've sent it as embedded Bitmaps that are all fuzzy on my screen. I'm using Windows 95 and a 800 x 600 monitor that looks as if it belongs in the 1970s, and it looks all fuzzy on that. I don't have a mouse and I can't scroll about, so all I can see is the word "Passport" and part of a panda.

So, can you send me your passport as a higher density but smaller image that will fit on one screen of my Word 97 window, please? I've just taken a tape measure to the side of the screen, and if you make it about four inches wide and three inches high that would be perfect, thanks. My manager says I can send you the contract right after I've seen your passport.

Has this turned into some wierd role playing game ?

[Old Greg]

Has this turned into some wierd role playing game ?

Throw Thorin at goblin.