Don't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostDon't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Turned down; didn't want to relocate at the rate/salary offered (decided I'd lose money)
Back to the bench...B00med!Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostDon't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!
What an idiot!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYeah WHS.. get in, rape the training budgetOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Advocate View PostTurned down; didn't want to relocate at the rate/salary offered (decided I'd lose money)
Back to the bench...
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostUnless it's a contract where you will be liable to pay back the cost if you leave early.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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