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    #11
    Don't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #12
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      Don't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!
      Typical bloody permie!
      Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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        #13
        Turned down; didn't want to relocate at the rate/salary offered (decided I'd lose money)

        Back to the bench...
        B00med!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          Don't forget to take sickies, two or three days mid-week is good as you can get good deals with the airlines. Permie near my desk had just done it. I guessed by the increase in skin colour and then I showed him the post-it note where he wrote down the flight times!


          What an idiot!
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            Yeah WHS.. get in, rape the training budget
            Unless it's a contract where you will be liable to pay back the cost if you leave early.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by Advocate View Post
              Turned down; didn't want to relocate at the rate/salary offered (decided I'd lose money)

              Back to the bench...
              Welcome home, brother.

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Unless it's a contract where you will be liable to pay back the cost if you leave early.
                Hmm very good point!
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